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July 29th, 2007

04:17 pm: the best job ever
if you have ever watched the nasty tv show NEXT on the MTV network then you know what the best job would be: the writer for all those awesomely bad puns! i think it's a new dream job for me. i.e. on an episode where a dud asked the girls to ride a banana boat, he one-second nexted a girl and the announcesr said "i guess she didn't have the right a-peel!" hahahaha. awesome.

July 12th, 2007

06:29 pm: like top gun
i feel the need! the need for sexx!!! so if you know, or you yourself are, a woman who wants to get some from a clean dude, please let me know. just for fun peeps, just for fun. hehe. oh man, if i weren't so grossed out by the dangers of viruses i would totally hire a hooker.  so with that aside, anyone has any ideas for fun? i mean, it has to be cheap fun since i'm kinda broke. drinking is cool but i don't really like to drink alone, that's for alcoholics and while i drink enough to be an alcoholic....well not alone...not yet. so yea peeps, need company, let me know we hang out....yea.

July 11th, 2007

09:55 am: school really sucks
i have a 3-5 page paper to write and it is due in 2 hours. it is a really stupid freshman paper. i really dislike writing crap. why must i write crap? there should be an invention that measures your brain output right before a class and could say "this person is unfit for this class, he should return to kindergarden". and by the same token it could say "you are too smart for this retarded class. credit for this class has been given to your academic record. thank you! ^_^" so yea ppl. that way i could just get credit and graduate and never take this idiot class that asks for idiot papers. and instead of writting it, what am i doing? writing here!! aHH! time is running out!
fuck man, i try to do anything as long as it is not writing that paper. bah, i'm out.

June 14th, 2007

10:17 pm: ARGH!!!
if my previous post was deleted i´m going to kill this computer. it was long and stuff. dial up will die.

02:25 am: aaaa (sterile post)

well....i have no more juicyness to report and it´s a little late for me to write about my past entry. basically i rested AWESOMELY. (if that´s a word and if it´s not, then you still get my meaning). so....i saw PoC3 and i must say, i was not impressed. it was blah, and the ending even more blah. on the oher hand, hanging out with 3 lesbians is kinda fun. it would have been more fun if one of them wasn´t my cousin.  but still it was fun recieving weird looks from people while they kissed in front of me and stuff just to make things awkward...nice. what else? mh...i´ll report on strange stuff from my country land. 
first of all. showers here are freakingtastic! i can actually feel CLEAN everytime i take a shower and it´s awesome. the water is always right, it comes out in large amounts and i feel like i´m under a water fall. and this is in most homes here. (i spent nights in different places all the time here...) in my granma´s house in the bathroom you can hear sounds from the apt above but they always have music so it´s crazy/intersting everytime i go. i love the mountain air.  love the water. love the fruits!!!! fruits have flavor again!!!! and eggs too! and every freaking thing has a REAL flavor as opposed to its watered down nuclear shit that i eat in the states. what else? mh....i met a girl that is really cool and cute and loves dostoyevski and doesn´t have a bf. cool right? NOT! she´s a lesbian, haha. offcourse, why wouldn´t she be? um.what else can i report from here? lots of things but i forget. (sigh) i need to write stuff down so i don´t forget. i keep thinking about that murakami book, and about my life. about women. about love. about writing. i don´t want to be lazy to write. (sigh) oh well. write more sometime when something of interest actually happens.  um...about the other day i slept with a girl. you know what´s a reallyt crazy turn on for me? when you´re spooning a girl, half asleep and then she shifts her hips kinda grinding into your pelvic area?  damn after that i couldn´t sleep again.  (i have to go...she came in the room just this momen and i have togo)

Current Mood: confusediniciado...

June 13th, 2007

02:18 pm: omoshiroi na...
stuff. stuff is interesting. can´t write now...was planing to, but things came up..need to find a more personal space. write later. only thing of note: sleeping with a girl (not bad stuff, just holding) is incredibly good. an excellent way to recharge batteries. more laters.

ps: it´s weird to see lj in spanish...i don´t know what buttons to update!

Current Mood: amusedamused

April 19th, 2007

12:29 am: exhausted
i've had a total of 5 hours and by today's 10 am will be six days. i am literally exhausted. i don't even want to eat anymore, i eat because something bad will  happen if i don't. i am too tired. on the goodnews i'm almost level 70 on WoW. crazy, i know.

April 10th, 2007

04:57 pm:
Your 1996 Theme Song Is: 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins

Shakedown 1979
Cool kids never have the time
On a live wire right up off the street
You and I should meet

March 22nd, 2007

10:39 am: going....
i'm taking a very important test. i'm crazy....i think i'm going to fail. hopefully i'll pass......if i write an update i did ok, if i leave this post like this...i failed miserably.

update: i got an 1180. it's not the best but it's not the worst. who knows!

March 21st, 2007

05:00 pm: tripping....
man....i'm daydreaming about doing a road-trip....of spectacular proportions! i don't know...i might take the summer off just to have an adventure...any takers? anyone want to join to make the trip cheaper.  hopefully, if you can get out of the U.S would be better but if you can't it's ok too. c'mon ppl! who wants to join? right now i might actually go from  here the u.s. to south american country of brazil!! (i'm still looking at the detail of "boating" the car from panama to colombia or ecuador but who knows!)  anyway..it's still on its early stages of development..i might just go to canada. any comments ppl?

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