if you have ever watched the nasty tv show NEXT on the MTV network then you know what the best job would be: the writer for all those awesomely bad puns! i think it's a new dream job for me. i.e. on an episode where a dud asked the girls to ride a banana boat, he one-second nexted a girl and the announcesr said "i guess she didn't have the right a-peel!" hahahaha. awesome.